Archive for the ‘What Critics?’ Category
Master of the Obvious
Everyone’s favorite ESPN blogger Heather “Football Players are Afraid of Trees” Dinich would like you to know that after months of careful calculation and analysis, she has come to the earth-shattering conclusion that Clemson QB Cullen Harper will not win the Heisman Trophy. Really? Could you perhaps quantify his odds?
I think they’re somewhere in the neighborhood of 25/1.
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The ‘Curse of Lew Hege’ Still Haunts Herald
Lew Hege, pictured here with favorite mustache, Lew Jr.
Lew Hege of the Roanoke Daily Herald has written a column aptly titled “The ‘Curse of Philip Rivers’ still haunts Pack”. High marks for the premise, Lew, but you really botched the delivery.
Before you read my take on it, I invite you to first peruse the debauchery for yourself so that we’re on equal footing here. A warning though: the piece is riddled by poor editing and formatting errors and the website itself has to make you think that the good folks at the Herald haven’t hired a web designer since the Barnette regime.
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